Katie Holmes Was Fourth

11 03 2008

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Various sources are reporting that Tom Cruise auditioned for multiple actresses to be his wife [ThatDamnBlog].

Ex-Scientologist, Marc Headley (who, foolishly, allowed his name to be released), leaked the details to ‘News Of The World’.

The set up was conjured by Scientology head-honco David Miscavige.

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Cruise reportedly went to the church boss, bemoaning the perils of finding good quality wifey material. The plan was concocted to audition women for the part.

The church sent out a casting call that said, “There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.” There were of course restrictions: You had to be single, pretty and in your twenties. “They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order,” Marc says. “Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”

This story is just f*cked up enough to be true. After two (or wateva) failed marriages, Cruise needs all the help he can get. Shame he didn’t manage to pick someone shorter than him!

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For your own safety, this post will self destruct in 5 seconds…

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I Can Has Frappe?

11 03 2008

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Britney Spears, today, has been given an allowance, “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.” [ThatDamnBlog].

The total spend, (issued via a credit/ debit card) allowed is $1,500 per week. Now, I have a pretty poor grasp of maths, how may Faps can one purchase on $1,500 per week?

Hilariously, the sum was generated by her father Jamie Spears. Britney’s allowance is precisely $1,000 less, per month, than he pays himself, nice!

All sarcasm aside, for one moment, must give kudos where it is due. There has been ever-so-slightly-less crotch flashing; boob baring; partying; midnight Rite Aide/ Petrol Station runs etc. Papa Spears really does seem to be helping his little one hold her sh*t together.

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