Katie Holmes Was Fourth

11 03 2008

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Various sources are reporting that Tom Cruise auditioned for multiple actresses to be his wife [ThatDamnBlog].

Ex-Scientologist, Marc Headley (who, foolishly, allowed his name to be released), leaked the details to ‘News Of The World’.

The set up was conjured by Scientology head-honco David Miscavige.

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Cruise reportedly went to the church boss, bemoaning the perils of finding good quality wifey material. The plan was concocted to audition women for the part.

The church sent out a casting call that said, “There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.” There were of course restrictions: You had to be single, pretty and in your twenties. “They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order,” Marc says. “Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”

This story is just f*cked up enough to be true. After two (or wateva) failed marriages, Cruise needs all the help he can get. Shame he didn’t manage to pick someone shorter than him!

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