I Can Has Frappe?

11 03 2008

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Britney Spears, today, has been given an allowance, “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.” [ThatDamnBlog].

The total spend, (issued via a credit/ debit card) allowed is $1,500 per week. Now, I have a pretty poor grasp of maths, how may Faps can one purchase on $1,500 per week?

Hilariously, the sum was generated by her father Jamie Spears. Britney’s allowance is precisely $1,000 less, per month, than he pays himself, nice!

All sarcasm aside, for one moment, must give kudos where it is due. There has been ever-so-slightly-less crotch flashing; boob baring; partying; midnight Rite Aide/ Petrol Station runs etc. Papa Spears really does seem to be helping his little one hold her sh*t together.

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